January 1, 2021, new year money game, skins, Wolf Hammer
My buddy Baby Goat just got a brand new set of irons, couldn't find the center of the club face to save his life.
I finally had enough of this non glove wearing, 10 finger, salsa dancing, baby goat spray and pray the first 5 holes, I grabbed his pitching wedge, dropped the ball on the ground, hit a nice cut about 12 feet past the hole and ripped it back for the epic dink sound (you bet your Sweet A** Lone Wolf Hammer was yelled). Cart girl was right there waiting for us to buy her dry. As we got to the green you hear a "WHAT THE F***" come from the cart behind us. It was at this point the baby goat realized the Hole In One was made with his brand new clubs, it was also at this point that he realized he needed to take 2 weeks off and then quit.
GF Baby Goat!!!
Sincerely
King Goat